After sending out Brett and Suzanne to pick up some pregnancy tests, we brought in listener “Jane Doe” to try them out. being a student, she obviously wanted to remain anonymous, so we disguised her voice to sound like an extremely flamboyant version of the golden-voiced homeless man. With some help from Suzanne, Jane headed to the restroom and took the 4 Dollar Tree tests and the 1 EPT test. To her relief, all 5 came back negative, though we were hoping for at least one positive to add some drama (and so we could call her boyfriend and let him know).
And now, just what you wanted to see: the pee-coated test sticks!