2011
02.04

So we ran into a bit of a snag in getting the “Cupid Intern of Love” to your workplace… we forgot about a little something called Sexual Harassment… OOPS!

So in light of recent revelations we have decided to open the contest up to everyone who has a crush!!! What better way to let the one you’ve been eyeing know that you want to treat them special this Valentines Day. If your workplace crush agrees to go out with you you will receive a romantic Dinner for Two at the Spyglass Inn at Shell Beach for Valentines Day. If they don’t then you’ll receive two dinners for one… Either way you’ll end up winning whether you get struck with Cupid’s Arrow or not. email your scenario to [email protected]

2011
02.04

Orange Drink UPDATE!

So yesterday Brett reported that the McDonald’s Hi-C Orange Drink was no more.  Well, it looks like he’s a liar. A caller chimed in today and let us know that he was standing in a McDonald’s and they did indeed have the sugary orange deliciousness. However after some further research we realized the source of the problem: It’s no longer Orange Drink, it’s Orange Lavaburst! What the hell is this nonsense?? We want some drank, and now we get a lame ass burst of lava in the mouth? Nah. I’m good. I’ll just stick with good ol’ Coke, you Hi-C marketing bastards.

2011
02.04

Today we had Kristen in from Woods Humane Society with an awesome little dog named Stormy. We decided, in the wake of all the psychic animals out there, to have Stormy decide who the winner of the big game would be. Check the video below to see how it worked out.

While we’re on the subject of the Superbowl, check out this link for the most comprehensive list of prob bets for the big game in the history of the world.

http://www.sportsbook.com/livesports/props/files/sb_props.pdf

It looks like Jeff, Jeremy, and Brett the Intern are gonna be betting on some lowest of the more outrageous prop bets.

The person with the lowest score is going to have to french kiss a dog next Friday! Here’s the list of things we’re betting on:

1. What color will the Gatorade be that is dumped on the Head Coach of the winning team? Jeff: Lime Green, Jeremy: Orange, Brett: Blue

2. Who will the Super Bowl MVP thank first? Jeff: God, Jeremy: Teammates, Brett: Family

3. Who will the winning Super Bowl coach thank first? Jeff: Nobody, Jeremy: Fans, Brett: Team

4. Which Super Bowl commercial will have the highest rating on USA Today’s annual ad meter? Jeff: Pepsi Max, Jeremy: the “field”, Brett: Budweiser NOBODY GETS THE POINT

5. How long will it take Christina Aguilera to sing the Star Spangled Banner (over-under is at 80 seconds)? Jeff & Jeremy: Over, Brett: Under

6. How long will Christina Aguilera hold the last note of the national anthem (over-under is at 6 seconds)? Everybody is goin’ with the over.

7. How many times will FOX show Jerry Jones on TV during the game (the over-under is at 3.5)? Jeff & Jeremy: Under, Brett: Over

8. How many times will FOX mention the name “Brett Favre” (the over-under is at 2.5)? Jeff & Brett: Under, Jeremy: Over

9. Who will Barack Obama pick to win the Super Bowl (void if he doesn’t pick)? Jeff & Brett: Steelers, Jeremy: Packers NO ACTION

Jeff, Jeremy, and Brett make their choices on some ridiculous prop bets.

10. If Obama picks a team, will his pick be correct? Jeff & Jeremy: Yes, Brett: No NO ACTION

11. Time on the game clock when the winning team attempts to dump Gatorade on head coach? Jeff & Brett: Under 45 seconds, Jeremy: Over 45 seconds

12. What will the TV Nielsen rating be for the game (the over-under is at 46)? Jeff & Brett: Over, Jeremy: Under

13. Will a Steelers player do the Aaron Rodgers Championship Belt celebration during the game? Jeff & Brett: Yes, Jeremy: No

14. Will a player do the Lambeau Leap after a TD? Jeremy & Brett: Yes, Jeff: No

15. Will Greg Jennings or Hines Ward make a one-handed reception in the Super Bowl? Jeff & Brett: Yes, Jeremy: No

The guys finish making their picks. Loser has to french kiss a dog!