The latest cast for the upcoming season of Dancing With the Stars was released last night and consists of a pretty good mix up of celebrities and pseudo-celebs. We were wondering which of these stars has the best chance of helping their career as a result of the show. Now people like Hines Ward, as a professional football player, have nowhere to go but down whereas DJ Psycho Mike and karate kid Ralph Macchio are the other way around. I’ll be rooting for (as I think most of America will be) model Petra Nemcova. Not only is she hot, and I mean super hot, but she was swept away by the tsunami in Thailand a few years away which broke her pelvis, left her holding on to a palm tree for 8 hours before being rescued, and losing her boyfriend. Dude, she deserves a win. Duh, winning. Let us know your thoughts by heading over to the Jeff and Jeremy Facebook page.
According to our favorite and most reputable source TMZ, Charlie Sheen is now getting sued for 20 MILLION DOLLARS on conspiracy charges. Joe Estevez (Charlie’s uncle) was apparently in talks to take over as “Uncle Joe” on Two and a Half Men or even his own spinoff, but Charlie, his dad Martin, and his mom Janet allegedly blocked any move. Now Uncle Joe’s ex (and now estranged) lawyer is filing the $20 million suit. And we thought the Sheen saga couldn’t get any weirder…
That’s Joe Estevez. He’s a scary looking son of a bitch. A less frightening replacement for Charlie’s character that CBS is (allegedly) looking into is the one and only John Stamos. The guy has done some pretty awesome cameos in recent years (think Entourage) and has uncle experience as Uncle Jesse in Full House. What do you think? Should Stamos/Estevez take over or should CBS just cancel the show for good?
Jeff found an article today giving the results of a recent DDB Lifestyle Survey on the movie quotes that best sum up our lives. 26% of respondents said “Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you’re gonna get” is their life philosophy. We thought this was boring as hell (seriously, how generic is that?) so we we decided to come up with some of our own. Jeff lives by “We end up lookin’ like a monkey f**king a football out there!” and we decided Jeremy’s is “I am NOT drinkin’ any f**king merlot!” Check out the audio for more!