Jeff found an article today giving the results of a recent DDB Lifestyle Survey on the movie quotes that best sum up our lives. 26% of respondents said “Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you’re gonna get” is their life philosophy. We thought this was boring as hell (seriously, how generic is that?) so we we decided to come up with some of our own. Jeff lives by “We end up lookin’ like a monkey f**king a football out there!” and we decided Jeremy’s is “I am NOT drinkin’ any f**king merlot!” Check out the audio for more!