According to Guyism.com, here’s a rundown of some comedians who just aren’t funny anymore:
Jim Carrey — He made a choice to be a serious actor and forgot how to be funny. Fun with Dick and Jane? Not fun at all.
Eddie Murphy — He gave up being edgy and started making safe, family-friendly movies like Norbit and The Haunted Mansion.
Dan Aykroyd — You could argue that the last funny movie Dan Aykroyd made was Ghostbusters 2, way back in 1989. Kids these days probably don’t even realize that Aykroyd is actually a comedian.
Actually Dan Akyroyd’s most famous role might be one that goes un-noticed by most.
Match.com is going to start screening it’s applicants to see if they are sexual predators… after 16 years of business.
Match announced that they’re going to start cross-referencing their database of members with the national sex offender registry. They didn’t say how they’ll handle it if a sex offender registers with Match under a fake name. But based on how long it took them just to take THIS step toward protecting their members, I wouldn’t bet on them digging all that deep. A Match spokeswoman said that they’ve been considering doing these screenings for years but, quote, “their historical unreliability has always led us to conclude against it.”
She also says that Match had finally decided to start running deeper background checks and banning sex offenders . . . but their timetable got sped up last week.
Last week, a woman from Los Angeles SUED Match.com . . . after she was sexually assaulted on a second date with a man she met on the site. She said the assault could’ve been prevented if Match had screened the man, because he was a registered sex offender.
What name sake gets the most action??? It’s not Roethlisberger! Would you believe Francis is taking the cake? or Crepe?
A dating website called SmartDate.com just ran a survey of more than 19,000 men to figure out which FIRST NAMES are connected to having the most SEXUAL RELATIONS. And they actually have an answer..
–The name that was connected to the most sexual partners is . . . Francis. That’s right, Francis. Not Frank. Frank actually comes up at the other end of the spectrum. The average Francis had 11.3 sexual partners, the highest of any name.
–For what it’s worth, according to the Social Security Administration, Francis was the 680th most popular boys’ name in 2009.
–The top 10 names that get the most action are: Francis, Charles, Chris, Davis, Luke, Tom, James, Marcus, Jack, and Thomas.
–As for the name tied to the fewest sexual partners, that unlucky name is . . . Edward. (–Yes, even with all of the girls walking around with “Team Edward” shirts. For no real-life Edward can match the raw, pale magnetism of Robert Pattinson.)
–If your name wasn’t on either of those lists, the average across the survey was 5.2 sexual partners.