2011
06.28

Listener Jose asked on our facebook page if he should buy a woman he wants to ask out flowers. Cheeba thinks chivalry is dead and any extra mile shown to women is greatly appreciated. Get the woman some flowers! Jeff thinks if you get flowers too early, you come off as a stalker. What do you think?

Every Rose Has its Thorn

2011
06.28

Around 1:00 A.M. on Saturday, sheriff’s deputies in Delaware County, Ohio got a domestic violence call from outside a banquet hall. When they got there, they found a man standing by his car. His name wasn’t released. He told them he’d just gotten into an argument with his wife, 30-year-old Stephanie Robinette. She was drunk, and ended up hitting him and locking herself in the car. When the deputies tried to get her out of the car, she told them she was a breastfeeding mother. And when that didn’t stop the deputies, Stephanie proved it by whipping out her right breast . . . and SPRAYING THEM with her breast milk. Once the stream stopped they removed her from the car and arrested her for domestic violence, assault, obstructing official business, disorderly conduct, and, of course, resisting arrest.

Breast Milk assault

2011
06.27

The Celebrity Memoir Has become the breeding ground for TMI… among other parasites!

You gave me what???

The 77-year-old actress, says she got crabs after a fling with former New York City Mayor John Lindsay in the 1960s.

In her new memoir, Henderson says she cheated on her husband after the also-married Lindsay put the moves on her at the Beverly Hills Hotel.

Henderson recalls waking up the next morning at home and seeing “little black things” crawling on her bed and body. After a call to the doctor, Henderson found out she had pubic lice.

Lindsay, who was the mayor of New York from 1966 to 1973, sent a note of apology and flowers. “Guess I learned the hard way that crabs do not discriminate but cross over all socioeconomic strata,” she says. “He must have had quite the active life. What a way to put the kibosh on a relationship.”

Lindsay died in 2000. So obviously isn’t here to defend himself, or his Crabs.

2011
06.27

Not much suspense to this week’s weigh in as Jeremy actually gained a pound!

Cheeba has lost almost 10% of her total weight… I guess what we are saying is if you have these fly by night weight loss plans that so many spammers have been sending us, please direct them towards Jeremy… Cheeba’s having no problem living up to her end of the deal.

2011
06.27

CI has slowly gone the way of the OG Law and Order… Perhaps a Law and Order SLO is in the works?

Be sure to get over to www.kzoz.com and let us know which Law and Order was your favorite Law and Order.

2011
06.27

Cheeba got a tattoo over the weekend, of a cheeseburger. It didn’t hurt, but we were wondering where the pinful ones are?

Our friends over at Caveman Circus have 59 more pictures of some pretty painful ones like the lady on the left :p

2011
06.24

Brandon Barnes is the drummer for Rise Against. He is the only member in the band who is not Straight Edge. Imagine all the benefits he receives as a result of his band members convictions.

Check out their new video for “Help is on the Way”

2011
06.24

What kind of Malarky did your parents try to pass off as real information?

Sick AND Wrong!

We all heard them when we were little. “Dont swallow your gum it’ll take seven years to digest”. “Coffee will stunt your growth!”.

What are some the lies your parents told you. Let us know at Facebook

2011
06.24

This Weekend Willie Nelson is playing out at Pozo. Word has it that it is close to being a sellout. We can’t beleive that many people still like his music. There must be other reasons </////#~~~ why so many people are going to the show

We have a poll question that has to do with this over at http://www.kzoz.com/poll_results.php

2011
06.23

Lindsay had to go to court today for failing an alcohol test. Funny thing is, she’s on house arrest for stealing. No alcohol related. Judge told her “No more parties while on house arrest”. BOO! Judges spoil all the fun.

We can only hope Lindsay Lohan and Octomoms 15 minutes are almost up

Oh ya, and Octomom’s looking for a date. She’s totally got time for a relationship.

Is that kid feeding that baby's head?