Around 1:00 A.M. on Saturday, sheriff’s deputies in Delaware County, Ohio got a domestic violence call from outside a banquet hall. When they got there, they found a man standing by his car. His name wasn’t released. He told them he’d just gotten into an argument with his wife, 30-year-old Stephanie Robinette. She was drunk, and ended up hitting him and locking herself in the car. When the deputies tried to get her out of the car, she told them she was a breastfeeding mother. And when that didn’t stop the deputies, Stephanie proved it by whipping out her right breast . . . and SPRAYING THEM with her breast milk. Once the stream stopped they removed her from the car and arrested her for domestic violence, assault, obstructing official business, disorderly conduct, and, of course, resisting arrest.