Episodes

Robin’s scoring a #TwoFer deal at the #WoodsHumaneSociety—double the cats, double the #StPetricksDay fun. Meanwhile, Snow White’s got the real dwarfs in a tizzy with her fake ones, sparking #DwarfDrama and some (small) outrage. Jeff takes a hilarious trip down memory lane, recalling his loud son’s first #LittlePerson encounter. Is #AirlineSafety even a thing anymore? The guys dig into the chaos of the #WingEvacuation. Plus, #GirlScoutCookies are catching heat for sketchy ingredients—say it ain’t so! #JeffAndJeremy #PodcastVibes you won’t want to miss!

A Florida man pulls off a hilarious “grind and dash,” trying to swipe a slew of #LapDances—only to get caught in this #FloridaMan classic. Are #WingEvacuations on planes more common than we think? The guys dig into that midair madness. #DenverDrama We celebrate a lucky #ForeignerVinaRobles ticket winner for and marvel at Rod Stewart, still rocking #Vegas like he’s half his age with #RodStewartVegas vibes. Crime, chaos, and classic tunes

An episode that’s stickier than a Colorado eye doctor’s waiting room! Jeremy’s confessing to a quirky compromise—he’s sitting down to pee, but only in his wife’s bathroom, and Jeff’s already roasting him for this throne-surrendering power move. #PeeGate #WifeRules Nuclear energy’s getting a sexy reboot, courtesy of our AI and tech overlords, (Cue the Dystopia Music). #NuclearCool #TechTakeover Meanwhile, folks in Colorado are mistaking Super Glue for eye drops, proving once again that humanity’s one bad label-read away from chaos—Jeremy’s got the play-by-play, and it’s equal parts hilarious and horrifying. #SuperGlueOops #ColoradoCrisis Listen for laughs, weird science, and a masterclass in bathroom diplomacy! #JeffAndJeremy #ManCardRevoked

Jeff finds out about the En Vogue singer who has been living in her car, and decides to stress test his car to see if it's doable. People are lying to the Dentists and Doctors and Jeremy wants to know why there is no longer Magazines at the Dentist Office. #JeffAndJeremy #EnVogueCarLife #StressTestChallenge #DentistLies #NoMoreMagazines #PodcastFun

Mainstream media’s pointing fingers at Trump policies for decades of airline screw-ups—because apparently, lost luggage and tiny pretzels are all MAGA’s fault now. #MediaBlamesTrump #AirlineChaos Jeff’s cranking up the chaos with Nuthin’ But Bangers, playing fast and loose like a DJ on a caffeine bender. #BangerBonanza Meanwhile, Cybertrucks in Ventura just proved they’re about as waterproof as a paper towel—prompting the boys to ask: Is anything truly waterproof? #CyberFlunk #WaterproofMyths Then, Jeff drops the saga of Joe Romero, the serial farter who gassed his way to ruining his entire life—consider it a stinky life lesson for the ages. #FartFail #JoeRomeroStory Jeremy’s channeling his inner Alex Stone, fear-mongering like a pro, while a mysterious new policy kicks off its beta test tomorrow. #FearFactor #NewRules Tune in for laughs, absurdity, and a whiff of cautionary tales! #JeffAndJeremy #PodcastMadness

More spice than a shaken martini! After Gary Kramer spilled the tea on his flaky “pal” Gene Simmons, the floodgates are open—listeners are dishing their own wild Gene stories, and let’s just say the KISS legend’s reputation is taking a backstage beating. #GeneSimmonsTales #RockstarRoast Next up, the boys tackle the ultimate debate: Is the martini a woman’s drink or a man’s drink? Jeff’s ready to arm-wrestle over it, Jeremy’s quoting cocktail lore, and then—bam!—James Bond’s 007 swagger rolls in with that “shaken, not stirred” vibe, tipping the scales like a secret agent boss. #MartiniDebate #BondSaysSo Grab a glass and tune in for laughs, hot takes, and some Gene Simmons shade that hits harder than a double vodka pour! #JeffAndJeremy

Scarlett Johansson just gave Universal Pictures the ultimate mic drop: she can’t fake a love for social media, and honestly, who can blame her? #ScarlettSaysNo #SocialMediaBurnout Then, Gary Kramer’s got a tale juicier than a backstage buffet—his “good buddy” Gene Simmons was this close to doing him a favor, until Gary’s wife found out what it would set them back and told him to F-off! #GeneSimmonsFlake #WifeWins Meanwhile, Tyler and Raul go full rock ‘n’ roll gladiator in a “Name That Classic Rock Tune” showdown that’s so tight, they’re both looking like the season’s MVPs. Think air guitars, epic riffs, and two dudes who’d rather die than lose. #RockTuneRumble #ClassicRockKings Tune in for the laughs, the drama, and a whole lotta “what just happened?!” #JeffAndJeremy #PodcastGold

Southwest Airlines just axed the one thing Jeff’s family loved more than free peanuts: Free Checked Bags. Yep, the days of herding the kids onto the plane together are toast, and Jeff’s already plotting his revenge—spoiler: it involves a lot of angry tweets and a carry-on full of spite. #SouthwestFail #FamilyTravelWoes Meanwhile, Jeff has his tinfoil hat on, diving into the chaos of Tesla vandals. Are these tire-slashing, paint-spraying rebels just Elon haters, or full-blown PAID terrorists? The boys debate if slashing a Cybertruck’s tires deserves a one-way ticket to Guantanamo. #TeslaDrama #CybertruckConspiracy And because we can’t live on airline rants and conspiracy alone, Ali swoops in with the scoop on tonight’s Farmers Market haul—think fresh veggies, artisanal chaos, and maybe a rogue goat or two. #FarmersMarketFinds #SupportLocal Tune in for laughs, hot takes, and a little market magic! #JeffAndJeremy #PodcastLife

Jeff and Jeremy dive into a whirlwind of absurdity. First, they dissect how MLB tried to fix a perception problem—only to swing and miss, creating a bigger mess that’s got fans howling. Then, Rosie’s got some explaining to do: she jetted off to Ireland but kept it under wraps for two whole months—why the secrecy, Rosie?! The guys tackle TSA’s latest wild challenge—making it to your flight in 15 minutes flat—spoiler: it’s chaos with a side of carry-on panic. And finally, whispers from the elite reveal they’re dining on mermaids and ‘sirens’—is it a culinary flex or just fishy nonsense? Expect Jeff and Jeremy to bring the laughs, skepticism, and pure pandemonium! #JeffAndJeremy #MLBFail #RosieInIreland #TSASpeedChallenge #EliteMermaidDiet #PodcastChaos #WeirdNews

Jeff and Jeremy take a deep dive into the surreal. They analyze listeners’ dreams with a special twist—the Mayor of Nipomo steps in to break down the types of people having these nocturnal adventures (spoiler: it’s weirder than you think). The guys throw a belated party for COVID’s United States birthday, marking its chaotic arrival with a mix of nostalgia and disbelief. Then, they crack open a hot debate: are eggs now more coveted than drugs? Customs statistics say yes, and Jeff and Jeremy unpack why the humble egg might just be the new contraband king. It’s a rollercoaster of laughs, oddball insights, and egg-cellent chaos! #JeffAndJeremy #DreamAnalysis #NipomoMayor #COVIDBirthday #EggsVsDrugs #CustomsStats #PodcastWeirdness