3/25/25 -6-Constipation Chaos at 30,000 Feet

A dude got so #Constipated on a flight from Mexico to Houston, he camped out in the lavatory for 30 minutes—#PottyProtest! The pilot wasn’t having it, broke down the door, and yanked him out, pants down, in front of everyone. #MidFlightMeltdown Jeff’s cackling at the guy’s #CheekyExit, while Jeremy’s debating if 30 minutes is a record or just bad tacos. #TacoTrouble CBP hauled him off in cuffs, and now he’s suing—talk about a #CrappyFlight!