The DNA giant’s filed for bankruptcy, and now 15 million users’ genetic secrets might hit the auction block. Jeremy’s just glad he never trusted those #SpitParties. From hacker attacks to a $6 billion flop, they’re digging into the #DNADemise that’s got everyone paranoid. Then, enter #AlexStone from #ABCNews—officially the worst #PartyGuest ever. His knack for dropping #BadNews bombs like “your data’s for sale!” kills the vibe faster than a power outage at a rave.
