3/13/25 Pt 1: “Southwest Dumps Family Time, Tesla Terrorists, and Farmers Market Goodies”

Southwest Airlines just axed the one thing Jeff’s family loved more than free peanuts: Free Checked Bags. Yep, the days of herding the kids onto the plane together are toast, and Jeff’s already plotting his revenge—spoiler: it involves a lot of angry tweets and a carry-on full of spite. #SouthwestFail #FamilyTravelWoes Meanwhile, Jeff has his tinfoil hat on, diving into the chaos of Tesla vandals. Are these tire-slashing, paint-spraying rebels just Elon haters, or full-blown PAID terrorists? The boys debate if slashing a Cybertruck’s tires deserves a one-way ticket to Guantanamo. #TeslaDrama #CybertruckConspiracy And because we can’t live on