Mainstream media’s pointing fingers at Trump policies for decades of airline screw-ups—because apparently, lost luggage and tiny pretzels are all MAGA’s fault now. #MediaBlamesTrump #AirlineChaos Jeff’s cranking up the chaos with Nuthin’ But Bangers, playing fast and loose like a DJ on a caffeine bender. #BangerBonanza Meanwhile, Cybertrucks in Ventura just proved they’re about as waterproof as a paper towel—prompting the boys to ask: Is anything truly waterproof? #CyberFlunk #WaterproofMyths Then, Jeff drops the saga of Joe Romero, the serial farter who gassed his way to ruining his entire life—consider it a stinky life lesson for the ages. #FartFail
