3/17/25 “Pronoun Purge, Ozempic Exes, and Big Mac Madness”

cancel culture’s got Jeff and Jeremy in a chokehold! Jeremy’s favorite pronoun for him and Jeff’s bromance? Banned faster than you can say “woke police”—now they’re stuck fumbling for words like a couple of awkward exes. #CancelCultureSucks #PronounProblems Meanwhile, Ozempic’s turning weight loss into a rom-com nightmare—users are dropping pounds and dodging exes begging to reunite, but the catch? Unlimited diarrhea. Jeff’s cackling, Jeremy’s horrified, and the toilet paper budget’s through the roof. #OzempicOops #ExesAndExplosions Then, a legend smashes the Big Mac consumption record, and the boys are equal parts impressed and grossed out—how many patties can one stomach