3/25/25 -5- 23andMe’s DNA Disaster and Alex Stone’s Buzzkill

The DNA giant’s filed for bankruptcy, and now 15 million users’ genetic secrets might hit the auction block. Jeremy’s just glad he never trusted those #SpitParties. From hacker attacks to a $6 billion flop, they’re digging into the #DNADemise that’s got everyone paranoid. Then, enter #AlexStone from #ABCNews—officially the worst #PartyGuest ever. His knack for dropping #BadNews bombs like “your data’s for sale!” kills the vibe faster than a power outage at a rave.